Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the first ever Ghetto Scandalous Awards, brought to you by MP3.com. Please join me in honoring urban music's best and brightest by recognizing their most scandalous and embarrassing moments and presenting them with awards for their behavior. Please remember, this is a nonviolent award ceremony--there will be no rushing the winners, so please stay in your seats and keep your shanks to yourself.
And the winners are:
[color=orange]The "Surrealest Couple" Award