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A Duck Walks in a Bar....

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A Duck Walks in a Bar....

Postby Mr Change » Jul 3rd, '13, 09:09

A duck walks in a bar and sits down. He asks the bartender, "You got any crackers?"

The bartender answers, "No, we only have beverages."

Duck leaves.


The duck walks in the same bar the next day. He asks the bartender, "You got any crackers?"

The Bartender answers, "No, I told you yesterday, we only have beverages."

Duck leaves.


The duck walks in to the same bar for the third day in a row. He asks the bartender, "You got any crackers?"

The Bartender frustratingly answers, "NO! I've told you twice already, we only serve beverages. If you ask me again I'll nail your feet to the wall!"

Duck leaves.


The duck walks into the bar yet again the next day and asks the Bartender, "You got any nails?"

Bartender replies, "No."

"You got any crackers?"
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Re: A Duck Walks in a Bar....

Postby Almostlity » Jul 3rd, '13, 09:16

Why would Eminem ask if a bar serves crackers?
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Re: A Duck Walks in a Bar....

Postby Fleka » Jul 3rd, '13, 09:19

Q: Who stole the soap?

A: The robber ducky!
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Re: A Duck Walks in a Bar....

Postby Fleka » Jul 3rd, '13, 09:25

Almostlity wrote:Why would Eminem ask if a bar serves crackers?

Because he saw you at a bar without a drink.
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Re: A Duck Walks in a Bar....

Postby Never_Enough » Jul 3rd, '13, 11:32

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Re: A Duck Walks in a Bar....

Postby SoldierShady » Jul 3rd, '13, 12:05

Sneaky little duck.
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Re: A Duck Walks in a Bar....

Postby Mathers » Sep 13th, '13, 13:57

I thought there was a video.
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Re: A Duck Walks in a Bar....

Postby VintageSlimBish » Oct 1st, '13, 10:12

Heard this before too. But instead of ducks or rabbits with was a tranny and dicks.
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