nother onna those thingys ^_^

[Sunni]

Such a filthy mind.

[AspirinE]

Top ten things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day:
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do the splits.
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a pingpong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less then 10 minutes... BEFORE closing time.
4. Have a consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too...

And the NUMBER ONE thing men would do if they woke up with a vigina....
1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

Top ten things women would do if they woke up and had a penis for a day:

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.
9. Get a blowjob.
8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.
7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.
6. Determine WHY you cant hit the bowl consistently.
5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.
4. Touch/shift yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.
3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.
2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes, and the ruler situated next to his member which causes an extra two inches to be added to the final measurement.

And the NUMBER ONE thing women would do if they woke up with a penis....
1.
Get another blowjob.

U dont have a boyfriend do u?!

LOL

U seriously need sexual reliefe

[j_shady]

funny good one hun. man you'd be so cool to hang out w/ *cough cough*

[AspirinE]

Me?

LOL

[AspirinE]

LOL


Shood i post more.. more.. more 8)
LOL

[AspirinE]

I aint loggin off no time soon
LOL