3 Vampires at a bar

by **SlurveBaller66** » Nov 23rd, '05, 20:27

There are these 3 vampires. The first vampire walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of blood." The bartender gives him the shot of blood, the vampire drinks it, and leaves.
The second vampire walks into the bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of blood." The bartender gives him the shot of blood, the vampire drinks it, and leaves.

The third vampire walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of water."

The bartender says, "Why do you want a shot of water?"

The vampire pulls out a dirty tampon and says, "Tea time."

by **AspirinE** » Nov 23rd, '05, 20:29

your mom7324 wrote:There are these 3 vampires. The first vampire walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of blood." The bartender gives him the shot of blood, the vampire drinks it, and leaves.
The second vampire walks into the bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of blood." The bartender gives him the shot of blood, the vampire drinks it, and leaves.

The third vampire walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of water."

The bartender says, "Why do you want a shot of water?"

The vampire pulls out a dirty tampon and says, "Tea time."

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by **555555** » Nov 23rd, '05, 22:06

LMAO that;s gross, but yet so funny.

by **niknacks** » Nov 23rd, '05, 23:55

i dont see what the big deal is i do that all the time..... jk good joke

by **j_shady** » Nov 24th, '05, 05:29

GROSSS!!!!..toilet humor..good shit

by **Hunneh_Buns** » Nov 24th, '05, 05:46

Ewww gross lol.

by **candice** » Nov 25th, '05, 00:25

love a good tampon joke

by **Inzanity** » Nov 25th, '05, 00:41

ewww disgusting

3 Vampires at a bar

3 Vampires at a bar

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