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"Yo Momma Jokes" Official Thread Each Day (#1)

Postby SlimShadyX313X » Mar 9th, '11, 01:10

Yo momma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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“Dealing with backstabbers,
there was one thing I learned. They're only powerful when you got your back turned.”


Brain damage, ever since the day I was born
Drugs is what they used to say I was on
They say I never knew which way I was goin
But everywhere I go they keep playin my song.

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Re: "Yo Momma Jokes" Official Thread Each Day (#1)

Postby Sam. » Mar 9th, '11, 12:47

yo maan this wont work
[Rollefsen] - SajN retired, bitch got old, unlike Sams "ladies".
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Re: "Yo Momma Jokes" Official Thread Each Day (#1)

Postby Rash J » Mar 10th, '11, 10:12

MCSam wrote:yo maan this wont work

why not? :unsure:
i like yo momma jokes...
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Re: "Yo Momma Jokes" Official Thread Each Day (#1)

Postby Sam. » Mar 10th, '11, 12:33

menime wrote:
MCSam wrote:yo maan this wont work

why not? :unsure:
i like yo momma jokes...

shit is old as fuck :laughing:
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Re: "Yo Momma Jokes" Official Thread Each Day (#1)

Postby Rash J » Mar 10th, '11, 15:05

A good joke is a good joke
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Re: "Yo Momma Jokes" Official Thread Each Day (#1)

Postby Sam. » Mar 10th, '11, 15:12

menime wrote:A good joke is a good joke

no means no :shakehead:
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Re: "Yo Momma Jokes" Official Thread Each Day (#1)

Postby Rash J » Mar 10th, '11, 15:21

MCSam wrote:
menime wrote:A good joke is a good joke

no means no :shakehead:

spoilsport :tounge2:
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Re: "Yo Momma Jokes" Official Thread Each Day (#1)

Postby Sam. » Mar 10th, '11, 17:56

menime wrote:
MCSam wrote:
menime wrote:A good joke is a good joke

no means no :shakehead:

spoilsport :tounge2:

lol , quit staring at me :confusion:
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Re: "Yo Momma Jokes" Official Thread Each Day (#1)

Postby the real slim shady » Mar 10th, '11, 19:45

yo momma so stupid she failed a survey

Yo momma so fat every time she turns around its her birthday

Yo momma so fat you can see her on google maps
^not very good but whatever..
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Re: "Yo Momma Jokes" Official Thread Each Day (#1)

Postby Rash J » Mar 11th, '11, 09:21

MCSam wrote:lol , quit staring at me :confusion:

lol i'm not the only one staring :shifty:
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Re: "Yo Momma Jokes" Official Thread Each Day (#1)

Postby Sam. » Mar 11th, '11, 10:28

menime wrote:
MCSam wrote:lol , quit staring at me :confusion:

lol i'm not the only one staring :shifty:

ur eyes :confusion: :wub:
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Re: "Yo Momma Jokes" Official Thread Each Day (#1)

Postby Rash J » Mar 11th, '11, 12:21

MCSam wrote:
menime wrote:
MCSam wrote:lol , quit staring at me :confusion:

lol i'm not the only one staring :shifty:

ur eyes :confusion: :wub:

they're coloured lenses :p
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Re: "Yo Momma Jokes" Official Thread Each Day (#1)

Postby Sam. » Mar 11th, '11, 12:22

menime wrote:they're coloured lenses :p

baby i love it u know :flutter:
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Re: "Yo Momma Jokes" Official Thread Each Day (#1)

Postby Rash J » Mar 11th, '11, 12:41

MCSam wrote:
menime wrote:they're coloured lenses :p

baby i love it u know :flutter:

you'll love me then ;)
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Re: "Yo Momma Jokes" Official Thread Each Day (#1)

Postby Rash J » Mar 11th, '11, 12:53

Some jokes I found...
Yo momma so fat she broke a branch in her family tree
Yo momma so ugly that your dad takes her to work with him to avoid kissing her goodbye
Yo momma so fat when she stepped on a weighing scale a phone number appears
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