yo momma

by **Inzanity** » May 4th, '06, 03:39

btw these two I made up myself:
yo momma is so stupid I went to her house and asked if I could listenin' to Eminem so she grabbed a package of M&M's put them to my ear and started shackin' them

yo momma's like a nail to the wall all she's good for is hammerin'

thses two I heard from other people:
yo momma's like a shot gun to cocks and she blows

yo momma's so stupid she put a paper on top of the television I asked her wat she was doin' she said watchin' paperview

These next three I got from MTV's show "Yo Momma":
yo momma's so stupid she was on her way to Disney World and she saw a sign that said "Disney World left" so she turned the car around and drove back home

I saw ya momma walkin' down the street wit a pig in her arms I said "hey where'd u get that" and the pig looked at me and said "I won her in a raffel"

yo momma's so poor people break in her house and leave money