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Postby shadyz_babee3 » Nov 26th, '05, 03:45

A girl was in Bible History class and she fell asleep. After about 5 min. the teacher asked who created the earth and everything(one) on it. The kid behind the girl poked her w/ his pencile and she shouted,"GOD ALLMIGHTY!", A couple minutes later the girl fell back as;eep and then the teacher asked who was known as the Mesiah. The kid poked the girl again with his pencile, she yelled out, "JESUS CHRIST!" A couple minutes later she fell asleep again, the teacher again asked a question, but this time the question was what did Eve say to Adam after their eigth child. The kid once again poked the girl with his pencile, the girl then yelled out,"IF YOU POKE ME WITH THAT THING ONE MORE TIME, I'M GONNA BREAK IT!!!!!"

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"FO SHIZZLE MY NIZZLES!"
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Postby j_shady » Nov 26th, '05, 04:13

theres another one like this in here, except it was a husband and wife at a church
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"I never bow down, and never say doubt/To whom it may concern and whom so ever may try/i'm forever westside and the feather-weight dies/Tell em take ya best shot gon get yourself hot/cus I yelled Bankhead and you felt left out
I ain't mention yo name thats what all this bout"
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hehe

Postby shadyz_babee3 » Nov 26th, '05, 04:19

lol kool!:)
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hehe

Postby shadyz_babee3 » Nov 26th, '05, 04:48

oh well thats ok cuz i didnt know
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Postby shadys_lady28 » Nov 26th, '05, 17:02

lol...funny one :happy:
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Postby Hunneh_Buns » Nov 26th, '05, 21:20

Lol its the same as the other but its still good. :happy:
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Postby yoshi » Nov 26th, '05, 21:21

lol, good one :happy:
Maybe wrote:I'm so awesome, I don't mind looking desperate.

Chet wrote:Fuck House. If I wanted to watch a sarcastic person in the medical field, I would stalk Yoshi :8)
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Postby niknacks » Nov 26th, '05, 21:34

i throughly enjoyed it, thats dirty.
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Postby 555555 » Nov 28th, '05, 03:34

I liked it better than the other one.
This a shout out to all my homies in Cell block 8. being in jail sucks cause you always have to masterbate. Except when a Jewish person goes to jail all my homies cheer they all make mince meat, out of his Rear. Word
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Postby shadyz_babee3 » Dec 1st, '05, 02:55

well thank u for all the nice comments!
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Postby Ivy » Dec 19th, '05, 02:22

i heard the one with the wife and husband in church, still funny though.
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Postby DJ Anarkist » Dec 30th, '05, 09:59

tht's sorta funny
Never was a thug just infatuated wit guns
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