Two men got out of their cars after
they collided at an intersection. One
took a flask from his pocket and said
to the other, "Here, maybe you'd like
a nip to calm your nerves."
"Thanks," he said, and took a long
pull from the container. "Here, you
have one, too," he added, handing back
the whiskey.
"Well, I'd rather not," said the
first. "At least not until after the
police have arrived."