10 Blonde Science Fair Projects

by **Mr. Cookie** » Jan 6th, '06, 12:39

I liked the last one..number 1...

by **AspirinE** » Jan 6th, '06, 12:44

1) Are blondes really dumb?

only fake blondes are

by **Mr. Cookie** » Jan 6th, '06, 12:48

Sarah wrote:
Mr. Nation wrote:I liked the last one..number 1...

lol really? i liked "Is lighter fluid flammable?" and "Are knives sharp?"

yeah really, cuz we all know that everybody thinks that blondes are dumb, well we joke bout' it...

by **misa** » Jan 6th, '06, 12:54

Sarah wrote:lol yeah i guess.....um..some are smart lol

look i found another blonde one, its only really short so i'll post it here

Why can't a blonde dial 911?

She can't find the eleven.

lol i dont know, i just thought it was funny

hahhahaa
more

by **Mr. Cookie** » Jan 6th, '06, 12:56

yeah it was funny...keep bringin' em...

by **Mr. Cookie** » Jan 6th, '06, 13:07

she called me to get my phone number
she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
she tried to drown a fish
she thought a quarterback was a refund.
she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
she tripped over a cordless phone.
she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
she studied for a blood test.
when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home

I liked those...funny

by **Speech** » Jan 6th, '06, 13:09

well even if i love blondz....thats sum funny stuff homie

by **Mr. Cookie** » Jan 6th, '06, 13:13

I'm laughin to death...stop stop...no don't stop...keep bringin' em...

by **AspirinE** » Jan 6th, '06, 13:18

Brunettes are so stupid that they think that blondes are dumb

by **Mr. Cookie** » Jan 6th, '06, 13:23

I liked this one: A book on how to read

by **Speech** » Jan 6th, '06, 13:25

yeah that one got me too

by **misa** » Jan 6th, '06, 13:36

Powdered water

loooooooolzzz

by **Mr. Cookie** » Jan 6th, '06, 14:30

Sarah wrote:lmao found another one.....somehow i find it funny

Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with her eyes closed?

She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.

I heard that one befo'...still funny...where do you get those jokes? could you give me a link?

by **Mr. Cookie** » Jan 6th, '06, 14:31

thanks Sarah... :wave:

by **Mr. Cookie** » Jan 6th, '06, 14:46

here's a new joke

Drivers Licence

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you

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