If You Had What I Have

by **555555** » Jan 9th, '06, 02:45

A guy runs into a bar and says, "Bartender, quick! Give me 20 shots of your best Scotch!"

So the bartender lines up 20 shots of his best Scotch and watches this guy down one after the other.

"Man," the bartender says, "I've never seen anyone drink shots that fast!"
"You'd drink them that fast too if you have what I have," the guy says.

"Oh my God," says the bartender, "what do you have?"

"50 cents."

by **555555** » Jan 9th, '06, 02:50

He doesn't have enough money to pay the guy, he only has 50 cents. It took me awhile to get it.

by **EmFan4Life** » Jan 9th, '06, 02:51

oh now i get it lol :happy:

i didnt get it at first either....

by **Spyro** » Jan 9th, '06, 19:44

i got it str8 away, wasnt funny tho :tounge2:

by **Speech** » Jan 9th, '06, 19:57

i like them jokes....wasnt that funny but since im da funny guy....i laugh

hahahahaha

i know didn seem real to yall.....thatz cuz it wasnt...... :sweating:

by **Mr. Cookie** » Jan 9th, '06, 20:00

Sarah wrote:oh, then i did get it

lol idk i just didnt find it funny, im wierd, alotta jokes i dont find funny

you just like blonde jokes, sarah

this joke was funny..I got it right away...

by **ShadyRox** » Jan 10th, '06, 01:27

thanks 555555 u made it easier 4 me to get it. lol

by **555555** » Jan 10th, '06, 01:40

g_killa wrote:time 2 do this agin

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I just posted it cause I got alittle humor out of it don't have to be so critical.

by **TRshady** » Jan 10th, '06, 13:31

lol, where ya'll sense of humour at?

Good joke, heard it before but made me laugh anyway.

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