Yeah, I figured a lot have already seen this, my dad use to show him to his gun classes when he was a weapon's instructor in the Air Force....
Dad - If you ever rob a house or store on base
*slight pause*
Dad - Don't stop when a cop shouts
Cop - Freeze or I'll shoot
Dad - Because the cops on base can't shoot for shit....
*My Reply to all this*
Me - Dad, if I were to rob a store, my luck, I'd get the cop that could actually shoot and I'd be in a body bad
*Cop and partner walks over to body*
Cop 1 - Damn, I can't shoot that good
*Cop 2 bends down and picks something up*
Cop 2 - All that for a bag of Skittles
Cop 1 - Damn, you had to shoot? Didn't you???
Cop 2 - Why you so mad??
Cop 1 - Because now we have all this paper work to file over a bag of Skittles.....
"My life your entertainment, you watch it while I live it. I walk they folla (ay), I talk they holla (ay), just here for your amusement. My life your entertainment. you watch it while I live it. You waitin' for me to lose it, I guess I'm just here for your amusement..." ~ T.I. feat. Usher "My Life Your Entertainment"