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My flow's as unorthodox as the Pope
You really believe Obama gave hope
Well guess again bitch
The best thing he did
Was, I can't remember
Sorry I'm not an Obama Care member
They should've cancelled it back in December
I can't even remember when it came out, I hope it burns in embers
Not sure why I'm attacking it so harshly
Guess I'm just pissed at the government because I can't drive my Harley
I hardly speed on the freeway only when I'm feeling awful gnarly
I never jack off in public unless I see an episode of iCarly
And I don't care where I bust, sorry Charlie
While I bump all them reggae hits by Bob Marley
While I smoke a bag of weed but I hardly
Feel it at all cuz I'm so tolerant to that and fermented barley
I'm even stoned writing this rhyme "Are you really?"
Nah I'm just joking man I'm just being silly
Speaking of being silly I really feel like pouring chili
All over Mila Kunis' hot bod
While I watch her ride my hot rod
I'm talking about my dick you idiot
And if you caught that, props man you're as sick as me fucking a big titty bitch
I don't know why I say these things sometimes
Thoughts just pop into my head like dumb rhymes
As I say all these punchlines
Except they ain't really punchlines because they don't punch
Unless you cut me off in the lunch line
Then I'll punch you out one time and shoot up the whole school worse than Columbine
I'm a sick, sick bastard
But then again, I'm rolling up grass like a picnic basket