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Postby yoda you can call me » Jun 27th, '14, 15:01

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style ... 68074.html


Many of us have become inseparable from our smartphones and tablets, but if you're looking to take the relationship to the next step and actually 'f*ck your iPad', sex toy brand Fleshlight has now made this possible for some reason.

The company this week launches Fleshlight Launchpad, which allows users of their flashlight-shaped, vagina-like toy to plug it into the back of an iPad in order to 'fully immerse themselves' in whatever they're watching.

The gadget "enables the user to enjoy the full Fleshlight experience while enjoying content or communicating live with a friend via applications like Facetime or Skype," makers Interactive Life Forms claim, with its trailer showing a man making use of one while video-chatting with his girlfriend.

Any partner's first reaction to this would surely be 'why the hell are you f*cking your iPad?' though, so the attachment is presumably aimed at men without a significant other.

Though the whole thing may seem like a parody, the Launchpad is genuinely available now for £20.



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Postby mdemaz » Jun 27th, '14, 15:24

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Postby Supershade » Jun 27th, '14, 16:59

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Postby TonyTilt » Jun 27th, '14, 20:34

What the fuck ahahahahaha
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Postby cement » Jun 27th, '14, 20:44

dont act like you guys wouldnt like to own this accesory
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Postby Tash8 » Jun 27th, '14, 21:28

:laughing: this just took POV to a whole new level
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Postby Flamez » Jun 29th, '14, 01:25

Tash8 wrote::laughing: this just took POV to a whole new level

My thoughts exactly. haha
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Re: Have sex with your iPad thanks to the new sex toy no-one

Postby nerdjack » Jul 15th, '14, 20:49

I think its more to do with people wanting to make love to their iPad more than anything else.. self love for apple
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Postby Just Silver » Jul 15th, '14, 23:57

I'd try it out
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Postby shadyblogger » Jul 15th, '14, 23:59

Lol at the comments
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