yung rom wrote:I am 12 and what is thisGuess_Who wrote:Girls not all the guys have a 20 cm ...thing, and that actually would hurt.
what's a 20 cm thing?Guess_Who wrote:Not all are happy endings.
why would there be an ending? an ending to what?Guess_Who wrote:Awkward positions might not be right in real life.
Awkward positions for what? Biking?Guess_Who wrote:The pizza guy does not look that good in real life.
Why are we talking about pizza now?Guess_Who wrote:Using a 15 cm heel in bed can be dangerous.
presuming a 15 cm heel is a term for a shoe, why would you ever take it into bed?Guess_Who wrote:He might not call you again after sex. Or marry you!!
what's a "sex?" and what does marriage have to do with any of this?Guess_Who wrote:Guys- we need more foreplay than what these movies hint.
lol "fore-play" everyone knows the max you can get in baseball is a triply play.Guess_Who wrote:Use a condom , AIDS doesn't exist in the porn movies.
i think you meant condo, which can actually aid you if you want to own where you stay.
Well, enough of these shenanigans, I'm off to fuck some college freshmen.
I feel so quoted...