Anti-Masterbation Act

[Atone]

http://www.addictinginfo.org/2012/02/08 ... tion-bill/

According to the report in thelostogle.com, the amendment would outlaw masturbation by men, and all forms of sexual activity “in which a man ejaculates or otherwise deposits semen anywhere but in a woman’s vagina shall be interpreted and construed as an action against an unborn child.” Monty Python would be so proud!

ok seriously, wtf

[DƎRDYPK]

[Amaranthine]

And, uh...how would you regulate that? And why not ban women from doing it, too? lol.

[ChristinaE12]

How do you come across this shit?

That would be seriously stupid.. They should honestly flip that around.. Make a lot more sense.

You should have to pass a maturity and IQ test to be able to "produce" babies. Masturbate all you want. They're a lot of men (and woman too) who shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.

[Atone]

How do you come across this shit?

That would be seriously stupid.. They should honestly flip that around.. Make a lot more sense.

You should have to pass a maturity and IQ test to be able to "produce" babies. Masturbate all you want. They're a lot of men (and woman too) who shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.

I looked it up cuz a congress lady was just on John Stewart talking about the bill

[AbramIsaac]

It's not meant to be passed.

It's an attempt to call attention to the way conservatives, who are mostly men, seem determined to dictate what is acceptable and what is not when it comes to women's reproductive health. It's a clever tactic, really.

[CrashBand]

Well if someone is against condoms and their reason being that it is stopping a potential life.

Then surely you have to be against a wank?

[_Steven_]

And, uh...how would you regulate that? And why not ban women from doing it, too? lol.

^ Masturbates.

*giggity*

[Emadyville]

It's not meant to be passed.

It's an attempt to call attention to the way conservatives, who are mostly men, seem determined to dictate what is acceptable and what is not when it comes to women's reproductive health. It's a clever tactic, really.

touche. this is interesting

[dR3]

Dafaq did I just read?

[Emadyville]

Dafaq did I just read?

read the post I quoted son

[EminemBase]

Let me know if it passes and mail me a copy of the act so I can record myself wanking and spunking on it. I'll then mail it back to the president of la-la land (the pope) so he can shove it up his ass.

[Emadyville]

Let me know if it passes and mail me a copy of the act so I can record myself wanking and spunking on it. I'll then mail it back to the president of la-la land (the pope) so he can shove it up his ass.

...and get his butthole pregnant

[Emadyville]

anyone see them mock this on the daily show last week? fuckin hilarious, they even had two representatives for the bill on it, not sure how, but that made it even funnier

[Kill You]

How can you stop people from masterbating?...And isn't masterbating technically safer than having sex? No risk of disease or pregnancy so I don't really see the problem.