Does alcohol ever cock block you?

[GreenHatOrangeBill]

you're at a party

there she is

you're sippin it, kickin it, flippin cards in your favor

suddenly you have no fear

now you're slurring

you grab her hand -at the wrong time-

alcohol is good, it's a useful tool but it compromises ones social sensivity, the ability to detect other peoples emotions...

many a time, friends. i could've got my soldier wet if i went one bottle less... i believe that anyway

never lose hope, be yourself. <3

[ImANoob]

dont go to parties. id rather drink with a few close friends.

[GreenHatOrangeBill]

but how will you meet a lover? you won't branch out and meet new people if you stick with the same circle all the time

[ImANoob]

its not like i dont meat new people, im an extremely social person. i would just rather not go to a party where all the retards from my school will be.

[GreenHatOrangeBill]

truth is you'll forget about 95% of the people you went to school with

*within a year of leaving

[ImANoob]

yeah i know, but i already see the idiots 5 days of the week i dont need to see them over the weekend. hahaha

[SliK]

It usually cock blocks me by making them sick/pass out once we get home.
This is the effect alcohol has on most girls:

lol

[Just Silver]

yea it does cause it makes it harder to get it up lol

[Robbie G]

It's only a cock block if you're more drunk than she is. In any other situation it makes getting in her pants much easier.

[Solace]

niggers die triggers fly