Yah-hah wrote:In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts. So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them mind their own pints and quarts and settle down. It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"
Slimm wrote:If you stick your tongue out and pretend to shake a salt shaker over it, you will taste salt
Menzo wrote:Its cuz you're dope and Daddy Dubs. No one fucks with that
I love you Daren
Slimm wrote:If you stick your tongue out and pretend to shake a salt shaker over it, you will taste salt
Raquel wrote:The anus things is
The only interesting thing i know it's that Hitler had only one ball
Doctor Skittlez wrote:Hitler Facts
1) Hitler Was Jewish
2) Hitler Was Bisexual
3) Hitler Had Major Freudian Issues, In Fact, He Used To Dream About His Dead Mother In Sexual Situations.
Pagan Facts
1) Most Of Christianity's Traditions Were Inherited From Pagan Traditions
Ex. A -- Jesus Was Born In June, But The Ancient Pagans Had A God Called "Sun" Who Was Born On The 25th Of December. In Fact, Sun Carried Out Many Of The Traits That Jesus Is Known For.
Ex. B -- The 21st Of December Is The Pagan Winter Solstice, Of Which We Worship The Trees/Nature. The Christmas Tree Comes From Pagans. It Was Originally To Be Decorated On The 21st N' Brought Down On The 28th (End Of Winter Solstice)
2) Constantine, Emperor Of Rome At The Time When Christianity Was Getting It's Start, Was Pagan, Along With The Rest Of Rome. But He Saw That Christianity Was To Be The Next Big Thing, So He Held The Counsel Of Nicea In Which He Sent Over Many Pagan Traditions, Including The Ones Mentioned Above. However, He Was Always Pagan At Heart. When He Was On His Deathbed, His Son Had Him Baptised Before He Died.
3) The Church Invented Satan. In Fact, They Went So Far As To Create A Word, "Shaitan", N' Over The Years, That Transitioned To Satan. "Lucifer" Comes From A Latin Word (Of Which I Can't Remember Right Now) Which Means Something To Do With Left. Most Of The Satanist Symbols Are From Paganism. The Pentagram, For Example. The Church Also Deemed Anyone Who Was Left Handed A Devil-Worshipper, As Left Was The Feminine Side To Which Many Pagans Worshipped. Left Symbolised The Beauteous Nature Of Fertility, Mother Earth N' What Have You. Meaning That A Lot Of Women Were Falsely Accused Of Being Witches If They Were Left-Handed. Many Others Were Tried If They Were Caught Using Herbs N' Natural Products To Cure Things.
4) Between 1099 - 1118 AD, Pope Innocent II Slaughtered (By His Own Hands) Roughly 100 Pagans As A Crusade Claiming That They Were Plotting Against The Church... In Fact, Some Were, Scholars Such As Galileo, In Form Of The Illuminati. This Also Was In Connection With The Knights Templar, Who Protected, As Some Of You May Know, The Holy Grail. The Knights Templar, Who Posed As Knights Of God For A While, Were Pagans At Heart.
Random Facts
1) In Order For A Woman To Become A Man, Doctors Will Extend The Clitoris, As It Is, In Itself, A Sort Of Penis. They Will Bring The Testacles That All Women Posess From The Inside, To The Outside.
2) People Often Think That They Control Their Lives, But, As Has Been Proven By Some Scientists (Most Of Which You Will Never Hear Of, Considering They Were Balked At By The Majority Of The Science Community), In All Actuality, The Universe Dictates Our Lives. Some May Call It Destiny, Or Fate, But The Alignment Of The Stars N' Planets Can Change A Larvae Into A Butterfly, Or Just Kill It. Not Just Stupid Superstitious Signs, It Has Background.
Menzo wrote:Its cuz you're dope and Daddy Dubs. No one fucks with that
I love you Daren
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