Lyrics You've Written High/Drunk...

[CanadaPure]

Have you ever written something while drunk or high that made you scratch your head or laugh when you read them sober? Just curious because I've noticed I try and write when I get home from parties on the weekend (I don't tend to write regularly) and I've had a few instances where, when I read it the next day I chuckled at what I thought was good when I was drunk.

Example from a lyrics sheet I just found from last weekend:

"Oh no, I just realized I overdosed on Tobacco and I've gone wacko,
Spent my whole night at a club trying to pick up fat hoe with a backhoe"

[CanadaPure]

LOL.

Yeah, I've done that...actually when I'm high, I think of some pretty funny punchlines and concepts.

If I used all my drunk lyrics I could write some funny songs, then as soon as it came to getting serious I'd be a joke.

So pretty much a skinny white Bizarre.

[eXceL]

OP sounds like you were trying to write like Em lol, but I rap, and when I write my shit drunk or high its usually not as good as when im sober lol

[SliK]

I've written while high, but I'm usually high. I find I think of lines that sound really funny to me, like I remember I started rhyme scheme where I though of rhyming "orgasm" with "jaw spasm" then I thought "fake her orgasm" to"make her jaw spasm" then by this stage I was chuckling with the different ways I could take it.. Then I though something like "this nit wit must fake his orgasms" to "my dick twitch can make her jaw spasm"...

I find I get so caught up over analyzing one line, or trying to expand on one rhyme scheme that I very rarely get through an entire verse.

[Ka0t1c]

i'm high right now, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you! jk

[CanadaPure]

OP sounds like you were trying to write like Em lol, but I rap, and when I write my shit drunk or high its usually not as good as when im sober lol

I probably was but I have so many random lyrics from when I'm drunk, not so much when high. Sorry I hope that makes sense, I'm hungover as shit.

Here's something I wrote when I got home from the dorm party last night:

"Rub those ripple chips all over my left nipple,
Fuck Whiskey Dick, I'm practically a cripple,
She's got me gripped, But I'm way too ripped,
My dicks up to her lips but it's wet noodled, shit,
She's fucking angry "what am I not attractive"
No action and I'm supposed to be sexual active?"


Wtf does "Rub those ripple chips all over my left nipple" even mean?

That 1st line sounds like a rip off of Things Get Worse lmao

It does too! I didn't notice that.

Sounds like:
"Coke is cut with tobacco
Smoke it up then go wacko
This is what happens when you mix a cocunut with tabasco"

[CanadaPure]

:laughing:

God damn it son, what the fuck happened at that dorm party?

All sorts of things, including shot-gunning a 24 pack split with my buddy. 12 each. Then more later.

If anyone wants a skinny white bizarre, please just give me some booze. I once wrote a whole verse about a chick with every STD.

[CanadaPure]

:laughing:

God damn it son, what the fuck happened at that dorm party?

All sorts of things, including shot-gunning a 24 pack split with my buddy. 12 each. Then more later.

If anyone wants a skinny white bizarre, please just give me some booze. I once wrote a whole verse about a chick with every STD.

Drunken words are sober thoughts, my friend.

I guess I could be obsessed with STDs, I've never written a single song about having sex with dogs though, so at least I'm... Partially normal?

[CanadaPure]

For now son.

At least I'm not a mole.

[CanadaPure]

I've never been high or drunk. Whatever I've ever written is solely from me having no limits or whatever the highness or drunkness will affect.

My own mental capacity limits me.

[CanadaPure]

Yeah, I honestly will think anything, when I write I sit back and think of shit that the average person would find beyond disgusting as far as content. Most of the time I'll tell a joke or story about some disgusting shit, then go home and write it down so I don't forget it so I can use it. As far as rhymes, I always try to write as many as I can for a word or phrase before I start writing then use those that fit, and throw away those that don't or maybe recycle the rhyme scheme.

Sometimes it pays to have a cluttered mind because so much is always going on you don't have time to have a mental limit. At least for me, while I'm writing.

Writing about disgusting shit is always the most fun to be honest with you. Coming up with crazy scenarios is also a lot of fun. I just suck at the whole technical side of rap. I'm a great story teller inr eal life, but get me to put it in lyrics and everything goes to hell.

[Eedee]

Something about how Sierra Mist is barely Sprite.

[Just Silver]

About 75% of my recent stuff is either high or drunk check out Four Loko lol i was pretty buzzed and it came out nice