Thomas & V Dog vs Sex Kittens

[ThomasAguanis]

fuck all this battle shit. me and v-dogg already won.
beat these bitches so bad it should be called obliteration
and this is a keystye before people say my shit is prewritten
in the mood i'm in i'll fuck anyone on this site up so i'm starting with a sexkitten.
these kittens don't have claws yet so they can't harm me.
the worst they could do is bite but won't cause they know i'll give em a high knee
right in their faces, stomachs, arms, legs or necks
leave wendy and alyssa on top of each other begging idon't leave them wrecked.
wrecked is what they all ready are so i should just stop this rhyme
but i got some time left to go but this battle's already all mine.
but i'll keep going cause i wanna beat you both like it's a crime
i'll go on the block and find ho's that can rap better than you for a dime.
wearing no socks, tight pants and a bra that's lime.
oh shit i should stop i'm just describing you two when you go to clubs
you're both 10 cent ho's looking to fuck someone with a car riding on dubs
you even suck cripples walking on nubs or fat chodes from chubs who wear lugz
i'm here now feelin my shit right now i'm gonna post this shit soon
but i'll go on a couple more lines to pop you like a balloon.
leave you more fucked up then getting hit head on by a monsoon.
and i got only 5 lines to get 2 dozen to make the sexkittens extinct
they're so hairy they could be shaven it would sell as mink
and they barley got rhymes to get disses at me they stink
i'll stop now and say the moral of the story , it's don't fuck with experanced rhymers
cause you'll probally only get 1 or 2 hits if you're lucky just like the big tymers.

[V-DogDaMenace]

I'll toss acid ACROSS OF YA WHOLE BACK til it's ROTTEN & SWOLLED BLACK, my 'rhymes are picture perfect' like AUTHORS FOR KODAK!! I'll 'cut ya lines' like TOSSIN DA 'PHONE JACK'..ur punches are SOFT WHEN THEY'RE THROWN BACK, Sex Kittens jus STOP CUZ UR SO WACK!! man I SCOFF @ THIS HOE'S CRAP cuz V-Dog & Thomas 'spits sick' like COUGHIN UP PROZAC!! Wendy Im MURKIN YA ALL DAY, u couldnt 'get props' as a stage WORKER FOR BROADWAY!! u've 'never dropped a Catch(22)' like Randy MOSS WHEN HITTIN I'll TOSS YA WRITTENS so CROSS YA FINGAS cuz my punches'll give u flashbacks of when ya LOST TO WICKED!! ya da most OVERATED-MC's to BLOW DA FAGS IN D.3!! ur punches are transexual..no matter how ya WORD IT THEY'LL 'STILL MISS', I'm like 'Dr. Kevorkian' how I only MURDER DA ILLEST!! Sex Kittens on my dick' like takin A PISS INTOXICATED, ur impressive ..look wut LICKIN COCK'S CREATED, u've 'got more dickriders' than GAY RIGHTS PARADES KID!! whoeva claims V-Dog's got a 'LIST' OF 'PROBLEMS'..I'll PISS ON ALL THEM, u kids must be 'trippin' I'll make ya WISH U'D FALLEN!! n' how da fuck u claim ur FAM IS FLAWLESS when ya only known to make STAND'S IN CLOSETS!, ask enyone on da site n theyll tell ya V-Dog 'is real ill(Israel)' like da LAND OF CROSSES!! doesnt take an 'Oracle' to PREDICT YA FUTURE, u couldnt 'bare' to 'test' me if ya STRIPPED YA TUTOR, I'll blast CLIPS RIGHT THRU YA and when I RIP DA SUTURES I see nothin but CLIT N COOCHER!!(lol) ya is BEST TO RETIRE, challengin me was ur mistake cuz I 'smoke L's' until my CHEST IS ON FIRE!! ya we kno ur 'back bitch' so y's dis 'ASSHOLE FRONTIN'?! Im known to 'smoke herbs' now lemme PASS YA SOMETHIN(an L), ya known to give 'rim jobs' like Laker maintenance after SHAQ'S BEEN DUNKIN!!!(lol) I'll GASH YA STOMACH makin ur ITESTINES HANG OUT like a fetus after a C-Section and let da BULLETS RANG OUT!! & str8 SHRED YA COFFIN.. u wanna decline now? be my GUEST! START WALKIN.. cuz it's known I aint a 'teacher', but I've jus 'CHECK'D YA PROBLEM'!!!!


i didnt wanna go so hard, so dis 1 is ight

[Sunni]

Those were great.

[V-DogDaMenace]

Those were great.

thanks

[Sunni]

Who voted for you guys? Sex Kittens haven't even responded yet.

[V-DogDaMenace]

Who voted for you guys? Sex Kittens haven't even responded yet.

i no, dats stupid, dat vote doesnt even count

[ThomasAguanis]

Those were great.

thanks

[dgentz]

nice nice nice. i'm waitin for the response...

[V-DogDaMenace]

alyssa, wont be able to write back for a week or two, so check back here in a week, so we can see this battle, she is away and alyssa wont be back till next week