come battle this shit fuckaz

[5lim5hady]

sup mothafucka its slim shady with a 5,
try 2 destroy my vibe and u wont survive,
only one mans leavin this cage alive,
im an animal when i spit it,
no leash can imprison,
my tongue, spittin straight music fluid from my lungs,
im lookin for a cat to come attack
and attempt to beat me at a battle rap,
cuz im sick of just sittin behind this desk,
without a contest,
im rappin till theres no one left and i prove im the best,
this shit here was just a preview,
im leavin u fuckers behind watchin u sigh in my rear view,
so its clear no one can stand near this musical engineer,
i shock fuckers like a scared stiff deer,
and i go through and dont steer.


someone fuckin try 2 battle me i feel like owning people today =)

[HAYZI]

only thing you can own, you can own my dick
youll be on it, when i want, and its prone to spit
cum around here callin us muthafuckas
i realy dont give a shit
im with your bitch undercovers
im bombay rollin her tits
only thing from your lungs little one is brown and sticky
i want you to meet my friend, introduce your crown meet brickie
you cant even spit ill yet still your blabbers too cocky
i-can-tell-you need-time-to-grow-up kid but-for-now-son have a toffee

[HAYZI]

now i come again cos my last ryhme wasnt good enough
i chew you up and shit you out like its nothin like sugarpuffs
ill embark on gettin dark, now listen you liking bondage
ill tie you ass up then entice you with a blonde bitch
place a rattrap by your nutsack any swellin im telling your gone kid
intangibly unlikely to have a family like your dumbass fat mom did
im gonna leave a mark and do more than just hurt your pride
my bites worse than my bark, told you im dark, skin you alive


i can do better-its proper late now
but reply and ill happily come back again,

fucker!

[5lim5hady]

oh shit its haizy lookin hard as a daisy
cunt u cant phase me,
imma let loose and go crazy and leave no evidence for the feds to trace me
go ahead roll my bitche's tits,
u kno its ur own mother?
i be hittin her clit
and she be tryin to run for cover,
but she cant surrender once i bend her,
i dont give her my dick, i lend her,
she can borrow it til it goes tender,
she plucks on my pubes as if my cock was a fender,
yee yee i spit the sick wicked shit,
the twisted encrypted lyrics that even silences crickets,
u cant contest with this beast released from its leash,
ready to feast on meat, u betta retreat cuz i aint had anything 2 eat
and i dont play fair i cheat, and i dont give mercy, i beat..
any fucka tryin 2 play me for a sucka, i dont duck when i hear thunder,
instead i sprout up in a splunder, ready to smash any fags who look at my nuts and wonder...

all love baby, hit me back up ill reply tomorrow

[HAYZI]

suckin your pubes, cos they cant find a hint of cock
think-your hot ill leave your body in the sink to rot
the second half of your lyric was some old written shit
you think you can spit? think your on the brink of a hit
eh-eh now ill leave you to sink in your seat, think you can beat haze behave
you cant think on your feet
now you in the shower tryin to rid the stink of defeat
boy your just a kink in the link of elite


goin too fast didnt realise it needed anova line

[HAYZI]

i logged back on and came ready to go into battle,
but you aint shown your face
you fed up of your own shitty babble?
i grapple your chords snapping em still happy to flow?
your rappins like whitey ford but you still happy to show
im ready for your worst-but-first i better let you kno
ive got this thirst for blood im burstin your vessel bro
when im flowin im tight, showin im goin like boeing in flight
you knowin im right, im toyin with you boy just for now im towin your life
but when im finished bro not even your dentist'll kno who the hell is this wack lookin dumbfuckbut thats only if sum1 discovers this terrible smell in the back of my dumptruck
but thats later now ill back to the proceedings
ill keep breathin steadily while your receivin the beatings
im slappin you round the head while your suckin my dick
dont have to worry bout teeth yu enjoy it too much like when im fuckin a bitch

[5lim5hady]

u aint toyin with me boy, what u think ur michael jackson?
hey, why dont u just lose it, find an ass and kiss more than just a fraction,
in fact why dont u lick it from the gooch to the tip of the dick,
cuz u seem like u enjoy spit coming from pricks,
ur face is so white with cum
it seems like uve never seen the sun,
bow down son, ur done,
im number one spittin out bullets from the toungue,
no matter the outcome, my rhymes'll never be outdone.
dont be jealous cuz my flows prove victorious,
im the notorious rhyme spitter, always glorious when im holdin this,
i show it on the forum,
u be panicking like golum,
tryin 2 get at the shit that im holdin,
u aint gonna grasp,
anythin cept for the shit comin outa my ass,
imma take ur mom out like the trash,
wrap her up in a black bag,
suffocating her while she gasps
watch her struggle to cry as i laugh

[HAYZI]

..look at yourself as you chattin the crap
its a matter of fact. i dont need to attack in a pack
or grip on a gat, im slicker than that im still fuckin rippin your sack
right down to your gooch then pat you on the head like a pooch
you suckin my dick no i got you confused with your dad
speakin of mums and bags your mum is an old bag
but that means she can suck it better with no teeth in her dome
suckin me off to persuade me to leave you alone
but i wont, i rip you to shreds and hoover you up loser
better start ringin the feds or think of movin to cuba


you wanna stop now and get some votes in or what?

[5lim5hady]

tomorrow ill leave one more rap....i have hella fuckin homework and football is in the way so i have no time....aftre one more set well vote or somethin...whenever u want

[HAYZI]

alrite well weve got almost the same amount of lines at the most youve got 54 ive got 51 so if you drop 1 more ill drop 1 more otherwise we can end it now

[5lim5hady]

im cummin on ur family at a fast pace in the face,
leavin' em standing there swallowing it as they embrace
the lyrics as they mix my jiz with their spit,
gargle it up with some scope, close their eyes then swallow it.
cant nobody fuck with mine, its time, for me to leave your ass behind,
i commit a felon for every reverend that commits a crime,
what the fuck is this shit, u callin the winner a loser?
man, ur mom sucks dick harder than a hoover,
motherfucker, what did i hear u stutter,
ur ass is gettin fingered like a bowling ball then thrown in the gutter,
while my rhymes hit a strike, lightning-like,
i have u more confused than a fag or dyke,
disgrace your face on this internet page,
go change ur name, get outta this place,
cuz the shit u be postin, u should be ashamed to be boastin,
got your ass shook and frozen,
all the fags try 2 come rap but they end up in a scramble,
after they find out im hotter than the left sink handle
thats it, i got the legit spit and everyone knows it,
ur more fucked than a clit by my dick, im one of the few chosen
let me read ur wack rap back, come on pick up the slack,
im on top of you more than my own dick on my sack.

[HAYZI]

you obviously cant find your girls- you dont fuck a clit
think your witty your shitty you backfired you dumb shit
ive been fingered more than a bowlin ball- be original
your a bigger asshole than colon powell
the only crime you commit is that your willin to spit
i take you out so cleanly i make your killin legit
your utterin but im belittlin now your dribblin
your mum must be couplin with a siblin
im stutterin, at least my shits comin off o' the top
im smackin your rap backin the bin its not me thats a flop
you dont get propz im whackin yo as with a prop
in W.E. style your at the bottom under a Rock
fuck the sugarcoated shit im leavin you bloated prick
ill kick you in the stomach like a pregnant bitch holdin your kid
im confused like a fag or dyke you mean fag or les
your a criminal- think of your own shit not from eminems head


right thats the end can people start votin now
with a quick explanation of why

[Darjan333]

alright,I vote 4 HAYZI because:
-he has less lines,but they have more quality
-his flow is better and he always fight back
-he is more concentrated and focused on destroyin opponent...
So,HAYZI get my vote

[HAYZI]

thx darjan, good explanation 2.

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[ThomasAguanis]

alright,I vote 4 HAYZI because:
-he has less lines,but they have more quality
-his flow is better and he always fight back
-he is more concentrated and focused on destroyin opponent...
So,HAYZI get my vote

he said everything i was thinking. my votes for HAYZI