HAYZI Vs 5lim5hady round 2

[HAYZI]

right whos goin first?

[HAYZI]

right im goin first im sick of your fuckin stallin
its time to get it on kid im ready to leave you bawlin
you had a couple of days to go off and write me some rhymes,
but im ready whenever whatever the day or the time
treat me like your dentist you dont wanna fuck me around
or your bound to lose some teeth if you wanna go round for round
you really wish you could be, nearly as gifted as me
but if we collide you gonna die end up stiff in the sea
you must be a risk taker your takin a big risk
cos im takin you out youll leave with a slipped disc
this aint even a sick diss i dont even need to go deep
id have a harder battle if i were battlin bo peep
you better go back to whatever site you came from
and find a wack rapper of your level ready to take on
let me see what can i say for my last diss
ill give you a wedgey so bad im leavin yo ass split!

round 1/3

[HAYZI]

fucker challenged me to a battle then hes fuckin his ass off
quicker than a muthafuckin rocket can blast off

da fuck is goin on?

i only brought a half ass rhyme 2 that last line is wack i just thought id give the foo' a chance

[Sunni]

He didn't even accept yet.

[HAYZI]

he did he challeged me in the end of come battle this fuckaz thread and said pm me if you wanna battle now me so i did then i wrote my rhyme and he logged out

[5lim5hady]

this motherfucker has the nerve to say im stallin,
ill burn ur ass alive, im the rap hitler and stalin,
no mercy, nothin can curse me,
keep pokin through my lyrics u can never hurt me.
nothin'll penetrate or degrate, im a demon comin from hell's gate,
im fuckin u so hard ill have u postin "rape!"
the fuck is this dentist shit?
think of a betta sentence bitch,
give bad lyrics a censorship,
the doc told ur mom to brush her teeth twice after suckin my dick,
is that what ur confused with?
3...2...1...i showed her a blast off,
hands down, and hats off,
the rap equivalent of adolf.
u were right on one thing tho, urs wasnt a sick diss..
what a weak flow, less of a bite and more like a kiss

[eminemcaparica]

haha, i like this stuff

[The Rock]

Cvaj traj ... Slim Shajdi got this one people...



Game Over

[HAYZI]

u mentioned hitler twice u got nutin better to say?
ur rhymes are fisher price* u better cum better today
your lackin deliverance but my rap is equivalance
of how good the head is i been gettin from your mum ever since-
the time i beat you before and you betta knock before you open your mumma's door
cos it wont be pretty to see me fuckin the shit out of the little whore
you spent a day and you only come up with that
fuck off you suck you wack, just hear my name and feel the shiver go up your back
if it takes two brushes to clean their teeth after they done
try havin a wash get rid if the knob cheese you dirty fuckin scum
now i got this in the bag, dont wanna make you feel bad
but if i were you id make this the last battle that you ever have
now why you chattin rape? well i kno its on your mind
ever since that terrible night that you were taken from behind
now i wanna see sum talent to give me a hint of a challenge
i gave you a fightin chance first round but this is a bit of a balance

[5lim5hady]

ur weak sauce, im so hot i make u defrost,
let the ice melt off, u can dust ur knees off,
get up on your feet and stop lickin cock,
ur shits a wack battle rap, all yap and talk
im a motherfucking savage that no one can manage,
u cant fathom the damage i can plan bitch,
im the greatest titanically satanic rap addict on the face of the planet,
u aint nothin but a cum swallowing shit talkin faggot,
come and show me skill that would be worth reading,
im pissed off cuz i read ur shit while i was eating,
made me sick to my stomache and almost made me gag,
talkin shit bout being with my mom when u know ur with ur dad, u fag.
talkin bout how i say shit twice then mention toys agian like fisher price,
jesus christ, hypocricy is devilish, go head roll the dice in this lyrical heist
keep talkin bout my mom, its aight i have urs in the back of my car
shes doin the same shit thats goin on in ur avatar.

[HAYZI]

...if your satanic then im the fuckin devil,
titanically fuckin wack, come on get up on my level

your jusy my fuckin bitch fool like we was in prison
im not finished till my dicks well and truly ridden

only reason you gag my dicks lodged in your throat
while your old bags lickin my ass and your dads suckin my toes

i cud keep this cumin forever offa the top i can just roll on
ive metaphrically got my foot stuck in your fuckin colon

are you ready to die you dont seem willing to live
bringin me shitty raps well im bringin my chiv

im keepin you guessin while your so predictable
ill fuckin learn you a lesson youll wish you never lived at all

you make me laugh your whole entire rap was crap
im the iotollah of rap your the iotollah of wack

this aint even full effort i dont play with fuckin boys
i aint no michael jackson have sum monster trucks n toys

(i never mentioned the same thing in the same rap. and chiv means knife for those that dont kno)

[5lim5hady]

man this shit is sad, i murdered ur ass so bad
im suffocating u so fast that u gag before i even pull over the plastic bag
whatever you create or say, u cant escape your fate
im beating you harder than ur own dick when u masturbate,
tryin 2 use my sick lyrics against me, u just cant stand it cuz u resent me,
look at these cheep uncreative lyrics u just sent me.
chump ass bitch, ill leave you more fucked up than new orleans is,
have u drownin with nothin to float with cept for corpses of little kids,
i got wicked practices, im the exorcist, dont read my rhymes cuz i just put a hex on this.
uve just 'metaphorically' sucked my fucking dick kid,
got jizzed on the lips, u went ahead and licked it.
its a shame thats the same mouth u kiss ur mother with,
everyone knows it, im sicker than SARS,
meanwhile the rap police are putting you behind 16 bars
u aint no iotollah, u getting popped open like coca cola
leave you leakin on the pavement with ur mouth fizzin like the soda

[5lim5hady]

that was round 3 its done boy.....good shit but im confident on this one.....we'll see.....people start voting.

[HAYZI]

yeh dunno how long that took you but thats the sickest lyric youve cum out with- i think you may have this one too. we may have to make this a best of 3. and i noticed you dissin my style and flow yet youve basically copied it this round and to an extent the last round too :lol:

[V-DogDaMenace]

i think HAYZI got this battle, no hate, juss liked his shit more