please someone step up...

[5lim5hady]

im ready 2 murder a cocky, skilled ass motherfucker and go at it in a good battle. so dont waste my time with some random ass shit rap, fuckin hit me up drop 16 bars or whatever u want, ur call. ill match it well go rounds if u want

[polluted]

why donchu just fuck off?

[Rap Soul]

yup, yup

[Mc Cubz]

lol

[hot_dogg]

that was crap on a stick

[5lim5hady]

umm...what the fuck is ur faggot's problems. anyone gonna start off or what.

[hot_dogg]

oh sry i misread, lmao i thought that was ur freestyle, anyway this is it...

so now i gotta battle this wannabe shady,
dude u might as well be the next first lady,
hmmm, uve all ready done that eh?
well anyway, i guess thats okay,
i mean i once knew girl who sucked a penis,
oh wait.. my bad.. twas ur mom, havent u seen us?
i guess u might wanna join in next time
however i warn u, u wont earn a dime,
the money will go to the momma, the bitch
sex was the only way she could find to get rich
did it so hard it started to itch
not my fault u have bad methods of prostitution,
doing it with u woukd be like causing pollution -.-
anyway, i dont have much time
lets see ur shit, and see if the ho can even rhyme

(dont take it personnally... its just random punchlines... though i HOPE its not true lol)

[polluted]

oh sry i misread, lmao i thought that was ur freestyle, anyway this is it...

uhahahahhaha


that's the shit)))

[polluted]

chk dat out

Yo, my raps be liner, shut ya face, here im senior
U talking discursive so then u have to be reversive
Coz god knows what shit you mightve poppped
If u dont follow with it u might get dropped
I dont care if u white, black or puertorican
Here odds gainst u shut up n listen me speakin
All u talk is gangsta quit ur fake G disguise
Im sure u never got ahold of em nines
Drop ya gangstafied outta ya verse
Check whats left, nil boy, go have 1more rehearse

[Speech]

u rhymes need sum check ups and im da volunteer inspecta
2 fags in battle as soft as da brest of carmen electra
i ain no pro in rap and battles yall know dat
but could cha please skip da gossip homies b4 ya start to rap?
blahblahblah this was crap on a stick
shut ya trap and spit fella if ya really have a d*ck
and dis is old makin lines of other mothers
what if i tell ya im da reason you havin a younga brother
see i had chall muddas and i really had em good
jokin! wouldnt touch em b*tches, not even if i could.........


beginna sh*t but.........i need to learn so i thought i just join dis battles, homies

[5lim5hady]

y'all 3 amaze me, with less skill then a dead baby,
hot dog raps like he got 10 hot rods,
in his buns, burnin him up like they all ready 2 cum.
polluted is just a sad cat, polutting the forum with wack raps,
shady homie, ill tell u how it is, ur shit was weak but better than these 2 kids,
for a beginner out those 3 u were the winner,
but once i stepped in the ring ur no longer a contender,
i spit sick legit shit, to murder these spicks with,
the type of sick quickness that no dicks can fuck with.
i flow outta control when it gets per-so-nal,
so dont fuck with me unless u wanna go toe-to-toe.
i asked for someone 2 bring me a good contest,
but instead i get 3 virgin fuckheads whove never seen real breasts.

[Gatman50]

All yall bitches talk like ur shit is legit
well im here now so yall better quit
Ima busy busy man ur mama's now dat
but im the king of the ring so ill show u where its at
your all cowards fakers and liers
ill hire all yall to be my entrance criers
be like here ye here ye the champ has come
as i watch all yall bend over and hoping you get some
sorry i dont do that its just not me
I dont wanna be like u fags with the HIV
even tho ur dead u still beg for the cock
like a dirty crackho for one more rock
like i said ima busy busy man and its time to go
im glad i could stop by and put on the show
I dont want any fan mail just so you know
Ill send over Magic Johnson and thats who u can blow.

[polluted]

to 5lim
Yo, 5lim u said u name was n example of creative thinkin
When I spit ma raps n u read ya eyes gon

[polluted]

yo 5lim

dont say thachu busy bitch n canno holla back
taking like 3 days to spit back wif some shit that is wack
either battle for real n dont be like a part time deal
or fuk ouuta here coz todate ya rhyme is surreal

[5lim5hady]

polluted:

my rhymes are surreal? what the fuck is that supposed 2 mean u dumbass...

anyways...

i KILL faggots for a hobby, so im bout 2 chop your ass up sloppy,
Enjoy your stay at Death Inn, im leavin ur blood and guts in the lobby,
keep fuckin with me dogg cuz u cant rhyme for shit,
and if u come back at me try 2 at least sound intelligent,
ur shit makes absolutely no sense,
like 2 faggots being parents,
ur fed a dick daily, tryin'a fuck with 5lim5hady,
u think ur sick bitch, quick someone gimme the ice pick,
imma rip this bitch into bits, no gimmicks or tricks
im the real deal, with the flow you can feel,
you a little bitch, squealing random shit and u have no appeal.
ya it took a while 2 holla back at ur crap,
but its hard 2 rap while ur moms head's resting on my lap,
think twice homie before u try 2 act bad,
ill fuckin punish you, for all u know i could be your real dad.

memyselfforwho:

ricky martin, eh? haha..

tryin 2 say my raps suck, have u read your own shit?
it must be hard 2 write while sucking dick, isnt it?
i dont use leggoz nigga, this is a jigsaw puzzle,
someone betta put your peices together before i grab you a muzzle,
silence you with violence,
im a mothafuckin tyrant.
if u wanna fuckin compare me to pornos and hoes,
then you about as fake a rapper as michael jacksons nose,
with fuckin less skill than asians have ass,
and more gayness in you than their knowledge of math,
you rap as good as they drive, its a wonder how you survive,
dont turn ur back on me, im the last reason your still alive