by Kill You » Jan 2nd, '14, 00:51
Many years ago, a lizard ate itself while Michael Cera remained shy and awkward but that didn't halt Jack Black from going all crazy and wanting to destroy mankind with tha midas touch of his black Gibson SG. Cera turned into Scott from the Powerpuff Girls and won the guitar-off. Fast forward, cannibal lizards plotted to overthrow the entire motherfucking Jedi Republic. Yoda caught wind of the plan and decided to join a Forum. He tried KTT but Kanye used the Force, lightsabers going up his rectum, he pulled it out and became Darth Vader then decapitated Kanye. He then discovered TR, turned back to Yoda riding banthas on Hoth.
"I guess this shit took an unexpected twist like the neck of the fricken Exorcist!"
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