Honey, I'm Home - joke

[DarkMan]

Honey, I'm Home

A man gets off work and decides to join the boys down at the local tavern for a few beers. After a few hours of heavy drinking he's feeling pretty wasted so he goes home.

He gets to his house and as he stumbles up the stairs to the bedroom he starts getting real horny. He gets to the bedroom and slides under the covers to find his wife naked, he begins to go down on her, as she moans to the pleasure of her climax, he thinks to himself how good it tasted. He gets up and staggers to the bathroom to wash up, as he opens the door and sees his wife on the toilet.

"Hi, honey" she says.

"My mother came to visit and she's sleeping in our bed tonight."

[Tomega]

hmmmmm

a lil predictable

[DarkMan]

hmmmmm

a lil predictable

i know it was weak..


here's one... its not predictable unless youve heard it before

Bear Hunting!

Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. There was then a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear.
The black bear said: "You've got two choices. I either maul you to death or we have rough sex."

Frank decided to bend over. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and shot it.

There was another tap on his shoulder.

This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly says: "That was a huge mistake, Frank. You've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have REALLY rough sex."

Again, Frank thought it was better to comply. Although he survived, it would take several months before Frank finally recovered. Outraged he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the grizzly and shot it.

He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there.

The polar bear says: "Admit it, Frank, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"

[Tomega]

hahahaha

[Hunneh_Buns]

@ 1st one - Gross and predictable.
@ 2nd one - Funny

[Ivy]

1st One - I didn't predict it, that was hilarious...
2nd One - That shit was mad hilarious, but I predicted that one...

[icar]

i only read the first one ... its very nice and funny

[BLAHBLAHBLAH]

i like both, the second one was great but i like the first one better
thanks for both!

[X-Ray]

nice 1

[> Evil _ MoNkEy <]

1st one - funny as fuck, I didn't predict that

2nd one - also very funny


liked em both

i concur