CYPHER - Topical rhymes (4-8 lines, read guidelines)

[4D]

O.k, in this cypher, the idea is to practise writing about something particular. The person before you after writing his rhymes leaves a topic for the next person, you then post a rhyme on that with a minimum of 4 lines and a maximum of 8. Give it a try!!

I`ll start it off.

Flowers (lol)

Oh man, these crazy daisies amaze me,
I`m pickin roses and lillies daily for my baby
Maybe it`s stupid but, I`m corny like that
Rose-petals sprinkled when i`m horny like that,
And what about dandelions, we call them "Piss the beds"
Cos when you sleep, you don`t leave bed, fill shorts instead,
That`s if someone hits ya in the face with one that day,
Never happened me, and i don`t like flowers, not that gay!


(That was really shit but, you see what i mean, try it!!)

Next topic: War (4-8 lines)

[4D]

(G, that was awesome man!! I know you`re more into the audio`s, but, i`d like to see more of your rhymes!!)

Sport

Basketball, lads get tall and jam it in the basket
Tennis, don`t lob to much or i`ll slam it with a racket,
Snooker, Jimmy White`s a legend also known as whirlwind,
Ice Skating, Men look gay, but get to make the girl spin,
Rugby, Scrums get ugly and some lugs be collieflower
Soccer, Gerard`s a God, won the F.A cup with volley power
Cricket is shit kid, I`d rather watch the grass grow
Darts, Phil The Power Taylor`s master with a class throw!!


I enjoyed that actually!!

[polluted]

(let's go on with sports)

i like sports cuz its cool and u keeping fit for ladies
Cuz em bitces like "wash-board" tummy, n sexll be granted wif no may-be's
i like push-ups and sit-ups, but i better like running
doing skis in winter is really what makes me look so stunning




(lol.....funny)

Next one is WOMEN

[Inzanity]

if u don't want trouble don't start shit and you won't have it
but any buddy steps to him he's gonna cause' alot of havic
he's regular criminal, he trys to keep his crimes down to a minimal
cause' he knows the po po are catchin' on to him and their comin' to get him
he robs another bank, but this time sercurity pulls out guns and they hit him
twice in the arm he fires back 5 cops end up dead,
the swat team come and kill him wit 5 shots to the head

next topic- nightmares

[polluted]

LOL COOL

how would our world look lyk, had there been no crime?
i'd pay a fortune for the answer, fuck ida pay my last dime!
There'd be no G's, there'd be no fuckin crime infected hoods
Ud feel not scared lyk wen u walk around ppl wif gats in low moods
There'd be no poverty, no indigent ppl living off the fuckin well fare
There'd be equity, n no one will envy his neighbor, neone willdare


(lil off topic but fuck it)

[4D]

(Cool G Killa, good to hear that!!)

P.s Sorry for fuckin up, and not leavin a topic title for the next guy!

Gang Fight:

Alright man, we`re nearly there, get the fuck down!
This is their hood, just need my sights on that clown,
O.k, there he is now, load up and cock that shit!
Alright now!, blast!! blast!!, Kill that FUCKERS ASS,
unload the whole thing in him, FUCK, watch the kid!
AGHHH SHIt, fuck, i hit the kid, he`s down on the ground!
GO!! GO!!, get the hell outta here, PIgs`ll soon be around!
What about the kid, she needs aid?..... Fuck that I`m OUT!


Bit of a negative vibe there!


Next topic : Food

[4D]

Some people think there`s an afterlife,
Well i believe deaths the last chapter right.
Hole in the ground in a wooden box witholding,
Skin rotting maggots crawling and the moulding,
Emaciated and decayed, flesh won`t last a decade,
But, Ed Gein`ll body snatch you and bring you home
Cut you up, make trophies and give you the bone!


Lol, Ed Gein was a serial killer, who was into Necrophilia, (FEtish for dead people)

Next topic : Music

[AspirinE]

I gave my heart to this music, let it sink in the paper/
Elobarobating, with lyrics that smart, i THINK to make lines greater/
Them haters want me stop but i aint going-no-were .... still spitting/
For peope to listen, i flow on the mic, showing-no-fear/
the moment i own it "yeah", elevate the complexity lyrics deeper/
U can feel energy rhymthm blessed leaving the speaker/

next topic: Superheroes.

[4D]

(That`s the shit, Aspirine, props!)

My rhymes are magnetic and more athletic than Spider-man,
My villainous text`s super like Lex Luther except wiser than,
I`m a true rap fan, with verses darker than that dude Batman
I`m killin villains, think you can beat me, but, you can`t man!
Smashin emcee`s with a passion, no fashion like Hulk`s trousers,
I`ll burn the internet like a cigarette and slam dunk browsers,
My rap funk tower above you, like collossus from X-Men
Tearin you apart like Wolverine, as soon as i flex pens!!



Topic : Movie stars

[TRshady]

movies stars, constant complaining while they be living the high life
with flash cars, piggy banks full of cash, 2 sluts and five wives
they got it easy, like a student who drives, girls admire
I try pulling chicks on bikes, dissapointed like a license expired
claim to hate the fame, with themselves to blame
cause if it wasn't for the media they wouldn't be a name to slain
but maybe we hate, should understand and choose to sit and listen
the fact is, most of us would wanna be in their posistion

next topic: soap operas

[Inzanity]

growin' up my mom never gave 2 fucks
she used to sit on the coach and watch soap operas
she was a hopeless fuck, plus she was broke as fuck
I'd be like yo ma' let me get 2 dolla's she's be like go ask ur father
instead of lookin' for a job she'd sit there and watch "All My Children" and "General Hospital"
askin' her to get a job is like tryin' to prove theres an end to space it's impossible


next topic- Hip-Hop

[TRshady]

hip hop, constantly mis-defined and mis-represented
I wouldn't miss anyone who made the misstake of sterotyping
a culture and movement, or bland it down to just a retard way of writing
in all honesty, I prefere simplicity
in that I choose not to focus on the elements but the life that it gives me
a different way of thinking, a forward way of moving
and a dynamic act of youth unity to backhand any protesting unit

next topic: moving house

[4D]

I don`t do drugs, not cocaine or hash,
Not cos i`m afraid to part with cash,
I did try smokin joints, never agreed with me
I`m glad too, could`ve been addicted easily,
Seems to me, it rots your brain n memory
i guess pot heads hope that shit`s tempary (Temporary)
I`m exemplary in behavious cos i never liked the flavour
And i don`t pop pills, I`m into rap, i`m not a raver!

Next topic - Rain

[4D]

I feel no pain as I watch the rain.
Fall from the sky to the ground from all around.
My eyes dance around to it's sweet sound.
It's so plain that's it's insane.



new topic light

(Thought i`d get this started again, hope you don`t mind me quoting you Honeybee. Very nice poem!!)

Light:

This pick on a stick is too light
It`s not heavy enough, it`s shite,
Gotta break through but can`t get out,
This mine collapsed, Ten men dead now,
I`m smashin at the weakest part of wall,
It`s startin to give, it`s startin to fall,
I swing this thing with all my might,
I finally see light, the nicest sight of my life!!

Next topic : Predator

[AspirinE]

Survival of fittest made me develope a mind of a predi-tor-kind/
haters all on my shit list, they mad cause im getting-wots-mine/
wen i spit, my line leaves sick dreadfull thoughts embededd minds/
Violent raps about bitches getting their throughts slit, in the nose kicked/
Bones ripped.. outa they body my hands bloody/
who say i aint on top of the food chain, dude i aint playing!/
U front, i hunt you down like an animal and leave under the bush chewed laying/


next topic: espionage


edit: sorry didnt see u post killa ... i was doing this to the "predator topic"