CYPHER - Topical rhymes (4-8 lines, read guidelines)

[DetroitSkills]

Im crazy, in a rage, fuckin bitches half my age.
I keep them pretty little pre-teen kids incased in cages.
Locked away in my basement, face it
Wait i just confessed to being pedo on TR, minds racin
Tried to go back and erase it, but someone replied
Cant delete, damn it im losing my mind
Oh thank god, i forgot i could edit my lines


EDIT-
Next topic: internet.. my bad posted same time as yodes

[shadyblogger]

The Internet
Where Ken Kaniff lurks for kids with no self-respect
Or people in serious debt
The low of the lowest of people search the Internet
Many of them have been through hell
Just trying to find some solace
But get in cyber fights and end up shot like Christoper Wallace
Or end up losing their wallets

Next Topic: Movie Theaters

[DetroitSkills]

Lurkin movie theaters, lookin to james holmes some fuckers.
I find one just outside of detroit, this shits perfect. Buncha rich suckers
Perfect place to destroy, its all quiet and the movie, theyre enjoying it.
Whos the first to get it? That little boy or that girl n the old guy that shes with?
Meh, fuck this movie i already seen it, ima plant the c4
And leave as it blows them to pieces


Next Topic: Olympics

[shadyblogger]

Wanna watch the Olympics
To see some hot figure skaters make my dick stiff
And watch the curlers look gay as fuck like Limp Bizkit
Nah, I don't just hate one sport
I hate em all, I prefer killing young whores

Next topic: Underage drinking

[DetroitSkills]

Wit a group of bitches underage drinking.
She said "this tastes unique" not knowin a roofie is what ive sneaked in,
One of the broads fell hit the sink, and now her face leakin.
Another drank too much n began streakin down the street screamin..


Next Topic: walking dead

[DetroitsFamous]

every time i watch the walking dead,
i pretend to be the lady with the dreads,
because she knows how to chop off a zombie head,
and she made the mayor make his own bed.



next topic chronic

[DetroitSkills]

Just finished blazin some chronic and im afraid it was laced
My thoughts are demonic, i think i might vomit and i cant feel my face
I would call for help but my mind feels erased, like my brain got defaced
I cant move my mouth or my legs like im encased in paste
Im fuckin scared, locked in place on my chair n all i can do is sit there and stare into thin air

Next Topic: Stars

[TheVipBro]

Tried driving to school, But the car stopped
No money for fuel, with this tax Flop
I just wish, that the fucking gas dropped
I got a list, of shit that i must shop
for, my forty four ford's core needs some gas
the clerk whore from store opened the door, i asked
how much will premium be? "shit let me see"
"it's 100 bucks" no way, oh jeez...

Next Topic: being lazy

[RadishRun]

Your highness / these gas prices have left me indecisive
It’s not righteous / to have to make these sacrifices
I can’t ditch my car you see, my bitch lives too far from me
This is an emergency, so why don’t you learn from me

And drop those prices like I drop your whore’s drawers
Enough price rises, they result from more wars
We all pretend any 10 men are meant for fights
Try not to make light, somebody change the topic to knights

[DetroitSkills]

The dark knight usually supposed to do whats right, but im off tonight.
Getting high as a kite and chillin til some guy named mike started pickin a fight.
His bark is more hard than his bite, he was talkin bout pullin a knife, til i told him i saw his wife behind him kissin a dyke.
Sike, once he turned to his right i sucker punched mike, hopped on his bike, and took off outta sight into the night

(Blah bored and dealing with writers block, excuse the wackness)

Next Topic: Police

[mdemaz]

The cops will have to throw me in jail after this rap
Because I leave rappers gushing out of their ass faster than crap
I'll plaster their ass with a gardener's red axe
Lastly I'll hack and slash them up hard 'till they gag

Next topic:
iPods

[yoda you can call me]

I'm sick to the core of these worms and their Ipods
my god why not just fly off
over yonder you fruitiful faggotts
infesting the planet like a multitude of maggotts
on dead tissue
I would never get with you
because damn son i prefer Samsung


History

[supergoo13]

Ok, i'll have a go,...

Im gunna spill my ink all over this paper, and not alle oop, ... it over the incinerator,
I can debate ya, or i can hate ya, but this rhyme aint destined for waste paper,
Its not history, or mystery, its little symbols starin back at ya, sayin whats your trickery,
You can bitterly agonise, in a few lines of victory, but the past is the past, whats now is contradictory,
One step two steps, you got ya vest, three steps four, squarley on ya chest,
Im a wiggle a little bit, maybe a wobble or two, maybe mr squiggle has a rhyme for u too,
Woosh goes the rocket, unplugged from the socket, hold ur head up, so I can staple this docket,
Straight to your forehead, equipped with a warhead, times up u lose, time to more forward.

Next Topic

Blaime

[supergoo13]

White chicks are cool i lived with two at school,
I did my time then wrote a line,
The wine and dine stopped just in time,
Tick went the clock n stop said the knock,
This guy on the bus said don't make a fuss,
Then wrote a letter of fury for i ticked of my duty.
They drove me insane but just more of the same,
Law was their game and they honoured their game,

Next Topic

Hate

[yoda you can call me]

You're topic for the rhyme you deleted was peace and i got a rhyme going for that, so i'm going with that one


Will we ever live to see peaceful times?
not when our leaders are commiting so many evil crimes
at the expense of peoples lives,
just to gain profit, to them we cost nothing but it feels like we've lost prophets
this is an hot topic
but the middle east is a savage land of fickle beasts running wild, gunning mother n child
whilst our governments smile and do nothing to intervene in this horror scene
the planet is in descension
the human race has attuned it's fate and i assume its late
for an intervention

Star Wars