Canibitch

by **Mr Evil** » Jul 24th, '14, 18:37

Love this song and the hilarious tale he's telling, the beat is bouncy and the chorus is catchy af. I love how he seems to be having fun with this diss - makes a chance from his straight-up murdering them on a track.
His lyrics and sense of humour are on point here and like most songs from this Era I wish it was put on Encore.

"The first two letters, you were tellin' me shit like
You respect me, like any other regular MC
The third letter, you asked how come I ain't return
None of the messages at Shady Records you left me?
The fourth letter: "Slim you're really startin' to upset me"
The fifth letter told me you were comin' to get me
The sixth letter, there's a bomb threat on our building
This crazy motherfucker's really tryin' to kill me
So I went back and read the first few letters that said
Some shit about a message you left
Oh shit! That's not a E, that's an A!
This dude wants to leave me a 'massage, he's gay!"
:laughing:

by **yoda you can call me** » Jul 24th, '14, 18:49

Yeah funny track, The hook is goat as fuck

Canibitch, oh, Canibitch
Wherefore art thou, Canibitch?
Please tell me what happened with
That style that you were rappin' with

Canibitch, oh, Canibitch
Are you from Los Angeles
New York, or just a janitor
From Canada? Oh, Canibitch

I love these lines as well

[So we're off to Toronto and we're gainin' speed impact, grunt]
"What was that? Oh, Jermaine Dupri
Fuck it," Keep goin', no time to waste
"Wait, back up. Hit him one more time, in case
"Okay," Fuck, now he's draggin' under the car
Oh well, Only thirty more thousand miles!"

Do something! At least one punch line!
Come on! Till the meter reads Nine! Nine! Nine-
Ty nine percent of my fans are blond!
'Bis, come on, answer me, man, respond!
Tell me 'bout the sun, rain, moon and stars!
Intergalactical metaphors from Mars!
Raw to the floor, raw like "Reservoir Dogs"!
Bite another line from Redman's song!