CYPHER - Topical rhymes (4-8 lines, read guidelines)

[Just Silver]

Star wars always confused me
Too much action too many movies rather see Bruce lee
Shit was so boring as well dust would sit on it's shelf
As I went to go watch something else

Nxt topic elmer fudd

[PAINKILLƎR]

Fuck watching anything with Elmer Fudd
Rather watch Star Wars or fuck an elder nun
Confess to the father that I did so till I felt her cum
And dumped a pump fest right on her butt

Next Topic: Star Wars is better than Just Silver

[Snakebeast]

I'm a king, I'm a king, I'm a titan like the ones of old
Fuck your gods, I'll kill fucking Zeus with my own lightning bolt
My rhymes fly like lightning; frightening when they're striking home
You don't dare to fight the king cause compared to mine your writing blows

Next Topic: Cereal

[CanadaPure]

Just a Reminder - Double posting/spamming is still against the rules in this thread. I've deleted a bunch of off topic posts, and double posts. You'll still get points for doing it in here, like you would anywhere else. Do not reply to yourself, you completely take away from the point of this thread.

@TRex topic,

Got home with my wife, first night as newlyweds,
Soon she said, "My darling CP, let us get nude in bed",
I used my left hand, slipped it inside her panties,
Next I know, my fingers are getting wild and nasty,
Oh my, it can't be, my wife's angry face set the scene,
When my finger was covered in pussy juice, but no wedding ring,
She looked mad, I thought I was gonna catch a lot of grief,
But she shot my ring back out with a ten thousand dollar queef,

Next topic: Beating Midgets in a Footrace

[TheVipBro]

From the midgets perspective:
i've only ran 5 minutes and this feels like a marathon
i wonder when i'll finish, i hate the fact my legs ain't long
it's only a 100 meters and everybody's at the end
The problem's not my sneakers, The problem's that the land
is too big for me and i'm too small for this
even when i have to pee, i can't reach high enough to piss
And my heads to heavy, and my body's too short
man, i'm quiting this already, i retire from this sport

Next topic: Waiting for pizza delivery to arrive

[supergoo13]

Tick goes the clock tick tock i just ordered a fat boy the real mac coy,
I dialled a dealer n sent him to the shop he leaned over the table and sneezed in the pot,
Im waiten for a pizza that's gunna cause amnesia u can have a piece too if its gunna please ya,
Tick tock im sick of waiting gunna blow me top if its not here in ten im gunna skull a soda pop,
Rules are rules fucken fruit loop fools 5 more after that n i wont have to sell me jewels,
Free pizza no visa required ham cheese and pinapple supreme betta be soon or im gunna fucken scream,
Just incase i better get out me tools and nail the door shut till the clocks ticks fool,
Then remove them nails and open right up ur 5 minutes late pizzas free whatsup.

Next Topic : Diamonds

[Halftongue Dre]

Beautiful aganoy after the storm
dust in the day but not down for the count
tally the score in the valley of bones
the breath of life just counting the stars..

[Halftongue Dre]

eyelids climbing into my mind again
violently as my dreams hiss rivalry
damned, yet not likely to find me there
climbing through the scene just out of it.

[ilovebender.com]

Diamonds'll last on
Forever
Fuck Half-Tongue
Never done
A topic
It's lame
There's no prizes won so I
Won't teach you the game...

Next topic: hot white girls

[Flamez]

hot white girls with nice booty's wantin' my dick
these chicks up in the club drunk with vomit on the sink
I'm a pig I don't give a shit I fuck em' give em anal
it's a pain no lube muthafukka we also using jumper cables

Next Topic: Gangs

[SandMan]

I gotta crew that will hit you with a drive by
but I'll get out charge you and stab you with five knives
if you want to battle my rapping is like wise
stab a man while I sag my pants and grab your vans
High Five.

Topic : Horror

[Halftongue Dre]

Horror pictured cold
Rocky n Bullwinkle
getting in the zone
dropping both people
standing in the road
the coyote n that bird
moshing with a diesel
all four of them merged
rolled up like a paper..


next topic: Having to fold

[Halftongue Dre]

Having to fold on the arrogance
such pestilence it manifolds
comprehending such ignorance
in the stratosphere in the dim
air it sifts just out of there
no need to give it anymore
battle wit trying to handle it
shadows down that get to step
all surrounding from around here..

next topic: True and false prophets

[Supershade]

False prophets make profits
without wallets from all outlets
Born with vaginas and small bollocks
Stole one of their cars I "lol" stall it then
Sell it in the mall honest

Next Topic: Premature Ejaculation

[Just Silver]

About to bust but I'm stuck in a sticky situation
I fucking barely put my dick in, but I guess friction
Made me jizzem just a little bit, hope you're not pregnant
Take a test , but before I might as well unload the rest
And cum on your breast bitch im done and I said it