random jokes

by **stealth** » Dec 7th, '05, 13:12

God said to Adam, "I've got some good news and some bad news. First the good news. I have given you a brain and a penis. The bad news... I've only given you enough blood to work one of them at a time!"

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Two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. The first one says "I've never come
this way before"; the second one replies "Must be the cobbles"
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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
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by **j_shady** » Dec 8th, '05, 04:55

haha the airplane one was funny

by **shadysoldiergrl** » Dec 8th, '05, 04:57

lol... i agree with j_shady the airplane one was the funniest!

by **RI$KY REPPIN EN3** » Dec 8th, '05, 15:18

ha ha

lmao

by **Bairdy** » Dec 9th, '05, 00:34

lol ermm 'Cum' this way before....get it now ?

by **EmFan4Life** » Dec 9th, '05, 00:43

oh i didnt get that one either but now i do lol

by **555555** » Dec 9th, '05, 01:38

Ok. There's two pizzas in a oven when the oven turns on one pizza screams "Ow!". The other one goes "Hey you can talk."

by **murad_134** » Dec 10th, '05, 00:11

props

by **niknacks** » Dec 10th, '05, 00:38

the vibration of biking down a street stimulated her cliterous giving her an orgasim

by **Ivy** » Dec 19th, '05, 01:55

airplane one was funny.

by **DJ Anarkist** » Dec 30th, '05, 10:05

definitely the airplane

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