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chinese superstitions

Postby MuNxMuN » Dec 19th, '05, 08:29

When having a baby
*If you're pregnant, use of glue will cause a difficult birth.
*If you strike an animal during pregnancy, the newborn child will look like that animal and behave like one.
*You should never praise a newborn baby because it will invite evil spirits and ghosts.
*A concave navel means a prosperous life.
*A baby with wide and thick ears will live prosperously.

Before you get married
*Never marry someone who is older or younger by 3 or 6 years.

Good Feng Shui
*The number of steps in a staircase should be even-numbered.
*It is bad luck to have two room doors face each other.
*It is bad luck if your door or gate directly faces a road.
*Don't build your house facing the north.
*The master's bedroom should not be situated right above the garage.
*The dining area should not be under a second-floor toilet.

Going to funerals
*Mirrors must be hidden; a person who sees the reflection of the coffin will have a death in his/her family.
*The deceased's children and grandchildren should not cut their hair for 49 days.
*The deceased's children should not go to someone else's house for 100 days
*After leaving a wake, do not go straight home lest the ghost of the dead follows you.

Lucky and unlucky numbers
*The luckiest number is eight because its Chinese word also means "prosper".
*The unluckiest number is four as it sounds like the Chinese word for death.
*Seven can also signify death.
*The number one means loneliness.
*The number "9" is good, because nine in Cantonese sounds like the word "sufficient".

About time
*Clipping toenails or fingernails at night is bad luck; the person will be visited by a ghost.
*If a dog howls continuously at night, this means death.
*Hearing a crow cawing between 3 and 7 am means the hearer will receive gifts; hearing a crow caw between 7 and 11am means rain and wind; and between 11am and 1pm means quarrels.
*If a man's ears burn between 11pm and 1pm, there will be harmony between him and his wife; if they burn between 1 and 3 in the afternoon, a guest will soon arrive.

Things you should never do
*Beating a person with a broom will rain bad luck upon that person for years.
*Wearing a moustache is considered bad luck.
*Never point at the moon or your ears might get chopped off.
*Don't sweep the floor on New Year's Day lest you sweep away the good fortune.
*Don't keep a pet turtle or it will slow down your business.
*Don't sleep with wet hair it will cause a headache
*Don't pluck your eyebrows in front of a mirror it will cause bad luck
*Don't strike your parents or you will be hit by thunder
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Postby MuNxMuN » Dec 19th, '05, 08:40

i'm chinese and i don't believe in any of that stuff i think it's all bs
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Postby j_shady » Dec 21st, '05, 04:39

these are pretty cool, i wouldnt consider them as jokes though

*Mirrors must be hidden; a person who sees the reflection of the coffin will have a death in his/her family.


i'm Filipino but my auntie believes this..well most of the people on my mom's side
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Postby ShadyRox » Dec 25th, '05, 09:27

^^ True, I heard that b4.


*Don't sleep with wet hair it will cause a headache

I've done that, never happened, but you sure get an itchy head.
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Postby yoshi » Dec 25th, '05, 14:07

Good Feng Shui
*The number of steps in a staircase should be even-numbered.
*It is bad luck to have two room doors face each other.
*It is bad luck if your door or gate directly faces a road.
*Don't build your house facing the north.
*The master's bedroom should not be situated right above the garage.
*The dining area should not be under a second-floor toilet.


my dad believes in Feng Shui :unsure: lmaof, we've got some Feng Shui bells, little cristal ball hanging somewhere and he likes to change configuration of furniture because of wrong bioelectricities :sweating: :sweating: i don't know if it's true, but sometimes it's annoying..
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Postby DJ Anarkist » Dec 30th, '05, 09:29

sum of that sounds like bullshit
Never was a thug just infatuated wit guns
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Postby Hunneh_Buns » Dec 30th, '05, 19:52

My parents believe in some of that crap. :p
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Postby SPEEDY » Dec 30th, '05, 19:59

That kinda strange. I hope ppl dont live their lives according to that stuff.
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Postby yoshi » Dec 31st, '05, 00:05

^ actually they do.. :p :p
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