Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$60,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ? The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000.."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up.
The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
The perfect husband
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The perfect husband
by Hunneh_Buns » Dec 5th, '05, 01:01
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by EmFan4Life » Dec 5th, '05, 01:20
haha i feel bad for the person it belongs to lol
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by j_shady » Dec 5th, '05, 03:59
hahha that was classic 
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lol
by Vettori » Dec 6th, '05, 03:47
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH thats all i have to say
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by detroit_prince313 » Dec 6th, '05, 23:10
O man...this is funny as hell..lol lol...i can't stop laughing
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