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by **$0 R3@L** » Nov 30th, '05, 00:13

three bulding men; a irish man ,an english man and a scottish man are in work on their lunch break.They all open their lunch boxes in dissapointment.

irishman says 'im fed up of haing ham and tomatoe everyday.If i dont get cheese tomorrow im jumping of this scaffolding'

englishman says 'damn! im fed up of having salad everyday.If i dont get beef tomorrow im jumping of too!'

scottishman says 'bladdy ell! ive got cheese again.If i dont get salad tomorrow im jumping of as well'

The following day ,again the three workmen sit down to eat lunch.On opening their lunch boxes they find thier lunch was the exact same as what they had eaten yesterday.

So they all stick to their word and jump off!!!!

The following week , the three mens mourning wifes are standing at their gravestones weeping and sobbing for their husbands.

the sottishmans wife cries 'oh why didnt i change his meal'

the english mans wife screams 'i should have gave him a better meal'

the irish mans wife strugs her shoulders and says 'i dunno why my husband jumped off cause he made his own lunch '

by **Shadyluva** » Nov 30th, '05, 00:15

LOL!!! $\:D/$

i didn't get it at 1st but then i was like oh!

jumpin over just over lunch

by **$0 R3@L** » Nov 30th, '05, 00:23

for those who dont get it (irish people are known to be a lil crazy :happy:

)

go figure :happy:

by **EmFan4Life** » Nov 30th, '05, 00:56

lol that was good :happy:

by **Hunneh_Buns** » Nov 30th, '05, 01:40

Oh lol, I haven't read this joke in a while. :happy:

by **j_shady** » Nov 30th, '05, 06:50

ok ok that was hella funny..oh man thats halarious

by **Ivy** » Dec 19th, '05, 02:25

almost sounds like a blonde joke.

by **DJ Anarkist** » Dec 30th, '05, 09:58

it's coz the irish people are stereotyped to being stupid

by **Mr. Cookie** » Dec 30th, '05, 23:15

man that's some funny shit, where do you people get these jokes from? keep bringin'em...

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