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Blonde - Elmo Factory

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Blonde - Elmo Factory

Postby 555555 » Jan 10th, '06, 02:50

I thought this was a pretty funny.

Once there was a blonde who really needed some money. She saw an ad in the newspaper for a job at an Elmo factory. She went down and applied, but the manager told her that she wouldn't want the job because it was so boring. The blonde begged him and told him she would do anything because she needed the money really bad. After long consideration the manager hired her.

After a few hours the manager looked at the video-monitor showing the factory floor and saw that the conveyer belt was backed up. The manager went downstairs to find out what the problem was. When he arived there the blonde was sewing to marbles into the crotch of every Elmo.

The manager said, ''I said to give each Elmo two test tickles; not two testicles!''
This a shout out to all my homies in Cell block 8. being in jail sucks cause you always have to masterbate. Except when a Jewish person goes to jail all my homies cheer they all make mince meat, out of his Rear. Word
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Postby 555555 » Jan 10th, '06, 02:58

I've heard beter blonde jokes.
This a shout out to all my homies in Cell block 8. being in jail sucks cause you always have to masterbate. Except when a Jewish person goes to jail all my homies cheer they all make mince meat, out of his Rear. Word
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Postby dean1011 » Jan 10th, '06, 12:38

pretty shit joke...
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Postby emmkayy41 » Jan 10th, '06, 21:52

hahahahahahahaha

that was good
deff better than the 50 cents joke
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Postby X-Ray » Jan 10th, '06, 22:44

it's an ok 1
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Postby Ivy » Jan 11th, '06, 17:01

I've heard this one before, it's alright, but still isn't that good in my opinion.
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